We wrote you another (love) note 💌🤖
We put together another silly collection of things for your cute eyeballs - best enjoyed sipping a crisp Omega Cola out of good ol' Mr Mugly, but it's cool if you're more of a Millk kinda human. Just please, for the love of the multiverse, don't mix the two. We remember what happened last time...
YOUR 2025 SUMMER READING
We're not oracles, but our friend is. Here's what they pulled for the summer ahead:
SEVEN of NICKELS
Your hard work is payin’ off, pal! This summer is all about reaping the rewards of the hard work you’ve been putting in. Your perseverance is paying off, because you put your time and energy into something. You may already be seeing the benefits! Keep the hard work going but don’t forget that nurturing and strategy keeps you rewarded.
If that's not the summer you're looking for, determine your own fate with these cards straight from Cowboix Hevvven.
A FIELD GUIDE TO THE PHENOMENOMALY
You may have heard of a happening in Denver and Las Vegas called the "Phenomenomaly." While researchers are still discovering what this means for our multiverse, we know that there are some new & curious creatures to look out for...
SHELLEY CAN ANSWER THAT
The world’s premiere advice column from a tiny little crustacean called Shelley the Shrimp.
US: Do the rats in the rat battle game have names?
SHELLEY: Their names are 청자 양인각 연당초상감 모란 문은구 대접 and Jake.
DID WE PLAN THIS?
Introducing the Continuum hoodie. It totally, uh, wasn't coincidence. We were consulted every step of the way and it's basically our mascot now. Don't tell Mr. Omega.
WE SAW WHAT YOU DREW IN THE MARGINS
Don't keep it trapped on your sketchpad. Send us your scraps, your multi-eyed creatures, your weird little worlds (including other top-tier Plotzo art). We may even share it in a future newsletter (with credit, of course).
LOVE THIS!!!! Thanks for the great words!!!
This is definitely the best newsletter thing in my LinkedIn. It's also the only one I actually read. But still.
It's true. My eye balls are cute. 😆
I love Meow Wolf!
Nothing like playing poker with divination cards. You get a full house and also know the day you're going to die.